well, fuck me. i spent all day yesterday cleaning and this morning doing laundry only to be an idiot and manage to dump an ENTIRE cup of hot, creamy, sugary coffee all over my bed/futon. fuck! hey, at least the foam mattress pad soaked up the most of it. oh. wait. that’s bad. want to know why? too bad, i’m telling you regardless. it’s bad because do you KNOW how hard it is to wring out the centre of a foam mattress pad without getting the clean parts covered in coffee? or, that no matter the amount of febreeze you use, you that sweet coffee smell just won’t go away. no. you probably don’t. i bet you also didn’t know that you can’t put foam matress pads in the washer & dryer without them disintigrating.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
this, of course, means that, after i’ve finished my cook-a-thon dishes, i will be going out to buy a NEW mattress pad. the best part? the one i bought was the second to last one of the right size on the shelf when i bought it. how much do you want to bet there aren’t any left when i get there? c’mon. double or nothing!
i should never have gotten out of bed this morning.
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Heh… this is only funny because I read your page from the bottom up, and start reading each entry at the new title. So, I start reading this one at “Fuuuuuuuck” and it only says that “now I need a new matress pad” and I thought… well… you make the obvious jump in logic.
I just wondered why you were *complaining* about it ;)