feeling fine, despite the self-abuse

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went to liquidator world with meghan and dean last night. bought twinkies, cup’o’noodles, 99 cent bread and a shotglass that says “heather’s bar”. the total came to $6.66. is it a sign?
the three of us met mark at the pub. i was thrilled to see they had vanilla stoli behind the bar, so i switched from pale ale to stoli and coke. yum. i still don’t get why people don’t just gather friends at home to drink and socialize. it’s way cheaper. i have issues with paying $4.85 for a drink i can make at home for ninety cents. we played golf for 10-cents a point. i paid out over $13 between mark and dean. actually, i still have yet to pay mark. i ran out of cash paying my bar tab. i should have listened to my horoscope which said not to gamble yesterday.

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15 Thoughts on “feeling fine, despite the self-abuse”

  1. Goddess on March 9, 2001 at 07:43 said:

    Jeff (my husband) and I received some money at Christmas. The check amount had 666 in it. A week later I had fluid on the brain. You decide whether or not it’s a bad sign. *runs far away from Heather*

  2. scott on March 9, 2001 at 08:32 said:

    oh yeah, and satan loves you. just thought i’d let you know.

  3. paige on March 9, 2001 at 08:45 said:

    it was those twinkies, combined with the shot glass. those equal the number of the beast, for sure.

  4. paige on March 9, 2001 at 08:46 said:

    vanilla stoli! dammit! it figures i miss all the yummy stuff.

  5. paige on March 9, 2001 at 08:47 said:

    hey, i’m tired of selling my soul to scott, can i sell it to someone else, please?

  6. Goddess on March 9, 2001 at 09:18 said:

    You can sell it to me! My hell is much more fun than Scott’s hell.
    Just have a vanilla soda and pretend it’s stolis. :)

  7. heather on March 9, 2001 at 09:20 said:

    don’t worry, you won’t be selling it to scott much longer… there’s yet another change in the works. can’t let y’all get too complacent. ;)

  8. paige on March 9, 2001 at 09:51 said:

    well…okay, then. goddess gets my soul while i drink vanilla sodas and wait impatiently for the next amazing redesign from miss heather.

  9. heather on March 9, 2001 at 10:02 said:

    i don’t know how amazing it is, but i think it’s cute.

  10. Goddess on March 9, 2001 at 10:07 said:

    I’ve got your soul!! I’ve got your soul!! I’ll take good care of it.

  11. paige on March 9, 2001 at 11:21 said:

    i knew you would, dear.

  12. scott on March 9, 2001 at 11:26 said:

    nobody likes me anymore..
    *pout*

  13. dangerman on March 9, 2001 at 12:37 said:

    Who are you again?

  14. Goddess on March 9, 2001 at 14:07 said:

    Don’t pout!

  15. paige on March 9, 2001 at 20:34 said:

    wait, who said we didn’t like you? that is SO not true, scott. *note to self: kill the person who spilled the beans*

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