flotsam

i may have done this one previously, but oh well. stole the idea & list from sara. thanks, it gave me an excuse to not do work for another half an hour.
 1. Who was the last person you yelled at?
in anger? my mom, but years ago. in jest? debbie. spoke sternly to with a threat of yelling? scary helen. i’m not much of a yeller.
 2. Who was the last person you kissed?
jason.
 3. What was the last memorable book you read?
the ender books by orson scott card, i think. they really gripped me.
 4. When did you last dance?
couple weeks ago, in my apartment.
 5. What’s the last thing you want to hear from your parents?
“i’m dying.”
 6. When did you last go for a walk?
two weeks ago.
 7. When did you last do your ironing?
three months ago?
 8. When was the last time you smiled all day?
yesterday.
 9. What color of socks do you normally wear?
black or grey.
10. Did you ever attend a private school?
nyet.
11. Do you like stuffed animals?
yes, but i’m currently sucking up the intestinal fortitude to give all mine away.
12. Have you ever smashed pumpkins?
no.
13. Can you quote Shakespeare?
to be or not to be, that is the question. whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them? to die, to sleep.
14. Are you a neat freak?
about some things, yes. others, decidedly not. i’ve made my peace with dust and cobwebs, but clutter is becoming a nemesis.
15. What is the worst injury you have ever given someone?
um… bruises/hickeys.
16. Do you ever eat lemons plain?
only to clean out other foul tastes from my mouth.
17. Have you ever fired a gun?
not an authentic gun.
18. Do you own any knee-high boots?
no, but i’d like to.
19. Do you have a crush on somebody?
kind of, but i think it’s fading now.
20. Do you like swimming in lakes?
i like swimming anywhere.
21. Have you ever streaked at a football game or any other public event?
yeah, right.
22. What is your favorite gemstone?
i don’t really have one, so i’ll say ruby because it’s my birthstone.
23. Have you gone on many blind dates?
is one considered many?
24. Has someone done something extra nice for you?
yes, but not in a while.
25. Did you have a crush on any of your teachers?
definitely. mr. jarvis was a cutie.
26. Have you ever been lost in a bad part of a city?
just last week.
27. Would you rather have a mint or fruit flavored gum?
mint.
28. Do you ever eat food right out of cans or jars?
all the time.
29. Has your mind ever gone blank?
…
30. Have you ever met anyone interesting at the laundry mat?
i’ve never been to a laundromat.
31. Are you kind?
sometimes.
32. Would you give a needy person the shirt off your back?
no, but i’d buy them a shirt at value village.
33. Do you have any beanie babies?
yes, but i’m getting rid of them. want them?
34. Would you rather be hot or cold?
cold. i can always put more clothes on.
35. Is the glass half full, or empty?
it’s looking pretty empty to me.
36. Do you exercise or work out regularly?
yes, but it’s still a struggle to get it done.
37. Could you kill if your life was threatened?
no, but i could if someone i loved was.