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i don’t think i’m ever going to be well-rested again. it’s different when you’re on vacation and you’re all keyed up on happy and adrenaline, but once you get back to the tedium of every day living… i just want to be able to go to bed early! i have a lot of sleep to catch up on.
it looks like the rest of my week will be spent catching up on homework i neglected while i was off to the island and edmonton. i’m such a bad slacker, i know. i missed something important in class last week. i shouldn’t have skipped. i mean, i went to class last night and the canucks won. obviously they support my higher education initiative, so i’ll not skip any more classes in honour of their faith in me.
yes, i really am that funny.
the landlady will be entering my apartment today. i tried to leave it clean but well lived in. i wonder if she’ll be impressed or appalled. people’s definitions of clean are really very different. personally, i realize that because i see my apartment every day, so i don’t notice a lot of things that may totally wig out visitors. the dust on my mickey mouse ears up on the kitchen valance, for example, or the dusty floor boards i just can’t seem to keep on top of. i’ve managed to block them out and i pay more attention to things like having flat surfaces cleared of clutter or making sure the tv and computer screens are dustless. i think i’m a closet clean freak. if i wasn’t so lazy, i’m pretty sure i’d be one of those anal people who run around after guests twitching every time it looks like they’re going to spill their cup of tea on the carpet. see? i knew being a sloth would benefit me some day! just think of all the stress i’m not subjected to!
there’s nothing in my fridge but eggs, wilty celery and two very, very bruised bananas. i’m in dire need of grocery shopping. i hope i can manage that on my way home. i have a craving for cod. mmm, cod.
yes, i really am that strange.