hump day

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so, yeah. it’s wednesday. i haven’t had coffee in 10 days. i spend my breaks in the fitness room jogging on the elliptical fitness trainer. i slept for almost eleven hours last night. i need a haircut. i should probably get my eyes checked and my prescription updated. this party-planning business is slowly devouring my soul. ignoring the money i’m saving up (for what, i still haven’t decided; although, a new mattress for the futon is currently number one), i’m utterly broke and payday is still a week and a half away. i’m really going to be upset when buffy ends. i need to take more pictures. my site is really boring and no one comes except a handful of pity visits and three million people searching for “giraffe”, “albino” or “thong” — get over it, losers! none of that here! freaks.
i’m not really grumpy, but i have zero creativity and writing, even just communicating, seems like such a chore lately. people aren’t my favourite this week. most of them i just want to go away and leave me alone.
i want to go bowling and to theatre sports and the art gallery and to white spot for a long, food-filled, laughing-fun evening harrassing waiters and building things out of creamers and sugar packets. i want to curl up and read an entire book in a weekend like i used to. i want to go test drive cars just because i can. i want to go play catch at stanley park now that i can breathe again. i want a kitten and a bicycle and new canucks sweater. i want touchy-feely friends. i want to flirt and kiss lots of boys. i want a road trip! i want less guilt and more joi de vive. i want to be 16 again, but know everything i know now.
it’s a day for lists and wanting. what’s your list of wants?

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21 Thoughts on “hump day”

  1. nhew imij on March 5, 2003 at 11:42 said:

    i wanna grow up but
    i wanna stay young.
    i wish I was a kid again
    ‘cause they have the most fun.
    oddly enough, i am one of those “freaks” who came to your site after searching for “albino”.

  2. heather on March 5, 2003 at 11:49 said:

    oops. =) but at least you come back and participate!

  3. andrea on March 5, 2003 at 11:59 said:

    i am not a pity visitor. so there. nyah.

  4. (the cookie losing)Heather on March 5, 2003 at 12:07 said:

    Great, stupid cookies KEEP my typo but lose everything I want. Grr.

  5. (the cookie loosing)Heather on March 5, 2003 at 12:07 said:

    I’m a pity visitor. I pity that Vancouver and Worcester are so far apart, as neither of us is inclined to move.

  6. Dor on March 5, 2003 at 15:11 said:

    so, do you have a set time of day when you let all the cookies free? and what happens to them after they’re all loose?

  7. (that parenthetical)Heather on March 5, 2003 at 17:51 said:

    I’m like JellyBelly, I only release a set amount each day at random times, first come first serve. :p

  8. col on March 5, 2003 at 18:40 said:

    i’m definitely not a pity visitor. i’m on here to stalk you. ooops :) guess i should have kept that secret.
    i want to read the stack of books that are glaring at me]
    i want to watch more law and order
    i want more time to paint
    i want to finish this semester relatively unscathed.
    i want to go to theatresports too!! lets go!

  9. alex on March 6, 2003 at 00:01 said:

    I want that whole kissy thing, but ya know, with girls instead of boys.

  10. Miguel on March 6, 2003 at 04:05 said:

    Don’t know how I ended up here… probably off another blog.
    No pity though unless you ask for it. As far as participation.. y’know.. you may hear the ppl next to you chatting.. have an opinion but common sense keeps you from embarassing yourself.

  11. devon on March 6, 2003 at 11:56 said:

    i am a freak. :)
    i want a JOB. one that i love.
    i want someone to invent a cheap way to remove all the hair on my legs permanently.
    i want my little cat to stop puking.
    i want my boyfriend to sleep less.
    i want smaller breasts.
    i want my knee to heal so i can go to the gym.
    phew. ;)

  12. harpoon on March 6, 2003 at 16:58 said:

    health lately. cookies always. my side to win too. I got good mates and tunes and stuff…but i’m pretty low-maintenance

  13. roger hancock on March 11, 2003 at 00:33 said:

    you people all have major issues, what is wrong with you? you are talking to yourselves, no one cares about your jelly beans, or your cookies you fat freak what the fuck is the deal with pity visitors, i pity your hole of a life, go out do something else with your life

  14. maria hancock on March 12, 2003 at 00:03 said:

    oi why talk healty ?
    maybe i should hook you up with a cream cake fatty boom boom
    wake up sunshine life is shit your not gonna get a job you love and guys find hair on the lefs permanently really attractive hmmm stubble
    your cat is hot i wanna make sweet love to it
    your boyfriend is a dirty pini
    you wnat small breasts WTF big titties baby !!!!!!
    and fuk oath ur a freak
    man and wtf r they has cookies or sumthin u fukn cock sticks stop smoking to sticky green
    “stay clean from that green”

  15. scott hancock on March 12, 2003 at 00:10 said:

    oh shut the fuck up maria! have some sympathy for the fatty she just wants a cream cake you ragging little slut

  16. melanie Hancock on March 12, 2003 at 00:13 said:

    hahaha i wants some cookies you fatty boom boom my whole family knows about the sticky green, roger used to smoke it back in area park

  17. nathan hancock on March 12, 2003 at 00:15 said:

    i am a freak. :)
    i want to give a head JOB. one that i love.
    i want someone to invent a cheap way to remove all the hair on my face and back permanently.
    i want to root my little cat when its puking.
    i want my boyfriend to sleep with me.
    i dont want breasts.
    i want my face to heal so i can go to the gym.
    phew. ;)

  18. lauren hancock on March 12, 2003 at 00:24 said:

    i am a shovel :)
    i want to do a facial job. one that i love
    i want someone to invent a cheap way to fix my face
    i want to smack my cat with my shovel
    i want to make my boyfriend orgasm with my shovel
    i want my shovel to stop molesting my face so i can show myself
    Woop Woop Rog-D Don-Key REPRESENTING AREA PARK,WAGGA WAGGA,NSW,AUSTRALIA Blood Is Thicker Woopty Woop Handy’s Represent 4 Life Dawgggggggggg

  19. cassie Hancock on March 12, 2003 at 00:32 said:

    i’m definitely not a pity visitor. i only pity roger. i’m on here to stalk maria. ooops :) guess i should have kept that secret.
    i want to read the stack of books on surgery that are glaring at me]
    i want to fix my face more
    i want more time to paint my chin
    i want to finish this semester relatively goodlooking.
    i want to go to area park too!! lets go!

  20. (that parenthetical)Heather on March 12, 2003 at 18:47 said:

    I want the minute I spent reading that back.

  21. Marie on June 1, 2003 at 10:50 said:

    You guy’s are funny!

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