on my way to the theatre to see the aforementioned film (which was brilliant, by the way), i came to a stop at a nearby intersection where my route required i make a left-hand turn. the light was green, but i had to wait for the oncoming cars and the band of migrating christians to clear the way.
migrating christians, you ask? why, yes. although, i’m not entirely sure they were garden-variety christians. more likely, they were catholics, if the five-foot tall crucifix they were carrying was any indication. i can only assume they were headed for the catholic church just two blocks from where i encountered them, for the holy land is in the opposite direction they were travelling.
why would i be going to hell, you’re probably wondering. because, as the sea of christians parted at the yellow light and i made my way through i thought to myself:
get out of the way! hitting christians on good friday would completely fuck up my karma!
and i laughed, quite loudly, for an entire kilometre.
so, yes. i’m most assuredly going to hell.

10 Thoughts on “i’m going to hell

  1. paige on April 13, 2001 at 19:19 said:

    *snort* Heather, you’re funny!!! I would have thought the same thing, only I would have taken it one step further, and would have started inching towards them like I was GOING to hit them.
    And I wonder why my karma sucks.

  2. *snicker* You never fail to crack me up.

  3. Goddess on April 14, 2001 at 15:01 said:

    We’re going to have a grand time in hell.

  4. Goddess on April 14, 2001 at 15:02 said:

    BJD was so good I might just have to go see it again!!!

  5. heather on April 14, 2001 at 20:12 said:

    actually, i’m more of a blasphemer.

  6. paige on April 14, 2001 at 22:01 said:

    sinning is fun. fun for the whole family!

  7. Goddess on April 15, 2001 at 07:15 said:

    And it doesn’t cost you a dime only your soul.

  8. That’s assuming you have a soul Goddess.

  9. Goddess on April 16, 2001 at 07:53 said:

    :P~~~

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