i’m *somebody* now

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i got a platinum mastercard in the mail today.
i remember when only super-rich people got platinum cards. i mean, donald trump rich. normal rich people, like the president or the dean at harvard, they only got gold cards. but now, they’re just indiscriminately giving out platinum cards to any tom, dick or heather who wants one.
of course, now they have titanium credit cards. i guess those are for the donald trumps and bill gateses. although, maybe i’ll be able to fool them into giving me one of those, too. i want all three colours!

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5 Thoughts on “i’m *somebody* now”

  1. paige on May 15, 2001 at 20:33 said:

    Congratulations! Credit cards are evil.

  2. heather on May 15, 2001 at 21:19 said:

    you don’t have to tell that to the girl who, at one point, had ten different credit accounts.

  3. kaydee on May 16, 2001 at 03:07 said:

    sometimes i have a hard time to control my 2 accounts!

  4. dangerman on May 16, 2001 at 05:55 said:

    Credit cards are the devil!

  5. Goddess on May 16, 2001 at 05:56 said:

    I had to cut up all of my credit card except for a few. They are evil.

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