it’s a small world after all

hessie: i’ve sent three packages to three different countries in three days.
dor: how global of you.
hessie: i know!
hessie: have i told you my plan?
dor: nope.
hessie: well, i think i need to date a massage therapist.
hessie: so i’m going to hang out outside the massage therapy school.
hessie: snag me a man.
dor: hah.
dor laughs
dor: good plan.
hessie: but what i realized on saturday…
hessie: my cousin’s husband (whose housewarming i’m going to this week) is a massage therapist.
dor: you can’t date him, though.
hessie: i should try to get him to hook me up with his massage therapist friends!
dor laughs
dor: you just need to date a guy who gives good massages.
hessie: why suffer with an amateur when i can get me a trained professional?