it’s all in the balls

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as i was sitting here in my corner at work, drinking my first cup of nasty office coffee and doing my morning blog-reading, i suddenly realized that i hadn’t checked my lottery ticket from last night. i typed in the url for the bc lottery commission and rummaged around in my bag for my lucky ticket thinking “maybe i’m a millionaire! maybe i’ll be able to go into gary’s office, say ‘thanks for the four years, it’s been a slice’ and then go home. maybe this is the day that all my numbers came up!”
i didn’t get one fucking number. no wonder they call it the “stupid tax”.

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11 Thoughts on “it’s all in the balls”

  1. dangerman on June 21, 2001 at 07:55 said:

    A fool and their money are soon parted…blah blah
    First Post!

  2. Goddess on June 21, 2001 at 08:50 said:

    Damn it!!

  3. Goddess on June 21, 2001 at 08:51 said:

    Damn it!!

  4. Goddess on June 21, 2001 at 08:52 said:

    Oops. :)

  5. heather on June 21, 2001 at 08:56 said:

    holy shit, goddess.

  6. paige on June 21, 2001 at 09:50 said:

    She’s the Goddess of Holy Shit!

  7. heather on June 21, 2001 at 10:03 said:

    does that mean her shit doesn’t stink?

  8. Goddess on June 21, 2001 at 10:43 said:

    Yep!

  9. chaos on June 21, 2001 at 10:43 said:

    lol

  10. paige on June 21, 2001 at 12:57 said:

    Whatever! *waving hand in front of face*

  11. Goddess on June 22, 2001 at 06:38 said:

    *sniff sniff*
    Smells like roses!!

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