i swore i wouldn’t, but i’m slowly getting really bummed about this whole valentine’s day thing.
i’m über-cute today, too. it’s a real shame to waste it at home watching videos, eating microwave popcorn and drinking diet pepsi out of a martini glass.
So why do we need a holiday for people that already have someone to go out to dinner with… to go out to dinner?
“I’m sorry sir, we’re only seating tables for one tonight, you or your date can stay, but one of you will have to eat alone tonight”
Microwave popcorn is the best!
I’m sitting in front of my computer while Yoshi is watching basketball!