blame jen:
A is for age: 32.
B is for booze: broken down golf cart.
C is for career: i’m the new materials clerk, yo.
D is for dad’s name: james william.
E is for essential item to bring to a party: pants.
F is for favorite song at the moment: ‘she will be loved’ by maroon 5.
G is for girlfriend: don’t have one. i’m not one.
H is for hometown: north vancouver, bc.
I is for instruments you play: previously: recorder, clarinet, piano, guitar. if i ever break the tv habit, i’d totally buy a digital piano and relearn how to play.
J is for jam or jelly you like: strawberry, blackberry.
K is for kids: hell no.
L is for living arrangements: one bedroom apartment. yay!
M is for mom’s name: donna mae.
N is for name of your best friend: i refuse to answer this because people will whine.
O is for overnight hospital stays: not since i was born.
P is for phobia: coming out of the mall and having my car missing.
Q is for quote you like: “boys are yucky. throw rocks at them.”
R is for relationship that lasted the longest: um. well. hm. that’s a post unto itself.
S is for sexual position: come over and find out.
T is for time you wake up: 6-ish.
U is for unique trait: come over and find out. ;)
V is for vegetable you love: brussel sprouts!
W is for worst trait: procrastination.
X is for x-rays you’ve had: teeth, nose, chest, knee.
Y is for yummy food you make: stew, chicken fried rice, turkey chili, turkey meatloaf, tortilla pizza, tomato-basil sauce. i’m a damn fine cook.
Z is for zodiac sign: i am the cancer.
C is for Comment: This is one.
A is for age: thirty fcuking six
B is for booze: jose cuervo, i am in love with you
C is for career: oh geez.
D is for dad’s name: illegitimate son of gary glitter
E is for essential item to bring to a party: rollies. like ten dollar bills at a party
F is for favourite song at the moment: starkid – crayons, leama and moor remix
G is for girlfriend: actually, it’s for giraffe. never watch sesame street?
H is for hometown: north vancouver, bc.
I is for instruments you play: the steam wand
J is for jam or jelly you like: strawberry, on toasted bagels drowning in butter
K is for kids: in the hall!
L is for living arrangements: corner suite, two cats
M is for mom’s name: who’s yo mamma!
N is for name of your best friend: tylenol with codeine
O is for overnight hospital stays: once in 1988, inflamed colon. they gave me so much demerol i walked home the next day along the railroad tracks.
P is for phobia: coming out of the mall and discovering heather’s car is actually mine
Q is for quote you like: "five dollars!" – homer simpson
R is for relationship that lasted the longest: four years. and the first seven minutes after i got her out of her shirt were actually very meaningful.
S is for sexual position: i’m all for it, even on sundays
T is for time you wake up: between three in the morning and three in the afternoon
U is for unique trait: i am entirely average in every way
V is for vegetable you love: are sesame seeds a vegetable?
W is for worst trait: drinking wine out of tumblers. god i love the word "tumblers"
X is for x-rays you’ve had: i’ve been x-rayed from tip to toe, including an mri of my brain. it wasn’t a tumour!
Y is for yummy food you make: two out of two cats agree, i pour cat food out of the box like no other. aside from that, i have more spices in my cabinet than any heterosexual male should. going back to s up there, my favourite position is over the stove playing pinches with oregano or saffron. and my most oft thing said at work, "for god’s sake, you fool! you’re bruising the milk!"
Z is for zodiac sign: no thru road
And then I stole it from you.