mucus missive

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to whomever it was who gave me this cold:
there was absolutely no reason for you to give me germs which are, at this very moment, having a snot party in my sinuses. i get the whole “generosity of spirit” thing you have going on, but couldn’t you have kept it to a “have a nice day” instead?
*sneeze*
ugh. more chunks on the monitor. i’ve already gone through a box of tissue today. this is ridiculous…
be afraid. if i find you, your ass will be thoroughly whooped.
lovingly yours,
heather

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4 Thoughts on “mucus missive”

  1. col on October 22, 2002 at 16:27 said:

    i’m sick right now too :/

  2. (the parenthetical)Heather on October 22, 2002 at 17:56 said:

    I’m going to BE sick now after reading that chunks comment. Blech!

  3. Shelagh on October 22, 2002 at 19:02 said:

    yeah, the chunks comment was a bit much, hess! But I hope you feel better soon. Have a bath and tea tonight – and apply Vicks Vapo Rub before bed :)

  4. derrick on October 24, 2002 at 09:04 said:

    mmm… chunks.

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