just look at the things you wrote online you can find while searching google usenet archives instead of working like they’re actually paying you to do. i’m almost ashamed.
tickled pink and fancy free
that’s what single means to me.
no shaving legs or bleaching hair.
gaining weight? i don’t care!
i’ve got my toys and videos,
pringles, twinkies and ho-hos.
i don’t worry if i’ll swallow,
get knocked up or lay that fellow.
i spend my time at my desk
writing crud that passed the test
of pseudo-brains in this group.
oh my! oh no! i needst go poop!
ah, that’s better. yes, by far.
the top popped off *that* pickle jar.
so quit your bitching, stop that mess!
you could always have much, much less.
just think! no don’t! it’s hard to bear.
if you could not even get to here!
no net. no porn. no IRC.
now, it’s clear, you start to see.
so drink that beer, compose a post
(which won’t even get read by most)
about your sad, pathetic life
or that bitch who was your wife.
we’ll laugh and jeer and mock you well,
especially if you don’t know how to spell.
this date is moot, it does not matter.
what does is whether you don’t splatter
your monitor with that spunk
while gawking at that homo hunk.
so whip it out and beat it hard.
*yawn* i’ve had enough as the bard.
that’s what single means to me.
no shaving legs or bleaching hair.
gaining weight? i don’t care!
i’ve got my toys and videos,
pringles, twinkies and ho-hos.
i don’t worry if i’ll swallow,
get knocked up or lay that fellow.
i spend my time at my desk
writing crud that passed the test
of pseudo-brains in this group.
oh my! oh no! i needst go poop!
ah, that’s better. yes, by far.
the top popped off *that* pickle jar.
so quit your bitching, stop that mess!
you could always have much, much less.
just think! no don’t! it’s hard to bear.
if you could not even get to here!
no net. no porn. no IRC.
now, it’s clear, you start to see.
so drink that beer, compose a post
(which won’t even get read by most)
about your sad, pathetic life
or that bitch who was your wife.
we’ll laugh and jeer and mock you well,
especially if you don’t know how to spell.
this date is moot, it does not matter.
what does is whether you don’t splatter
your monitor with that spunk
while gawking at that homo hunk.
so whip it out and beat it hard.
*yawn* i’ve had enough as the bard.
Hmm. I guess Valentine’s Day will do weird things to people… but a personals USENET group?? Oh, the humanity! ;)
i said i was almost ashamed. =P
Hey, wait you mean I could have been using HTML in these comments?
d’oh a bold “I” doesn’t show up too well.
Whoo! It’s the little things that get me all tingly!
oh no… i’ve created a monster.
don’t make me disable it, missy!
Just wait ’til I figure out how to make it blink or change colors. ;)