dammit, dammit, dammit!
i was all worked up and excited about discovering i could order dum-dums online only to be greeted by the small print: “we are unable to ship outside the continental u.s. at this time”.
if you love me and want to make me happy, you may feel free to send me dum-dums! i mean, the 120-count box is only seven bucks… i’ll pay you back!
umm…pay them in American money or they’ll laugh at our coloured cash.
something about girls eating lollipops…heh
i’ll either pay them in sawbucks or cam pics of me eating them. ;)
we’ve got a bucket of dum dums leftover from halloween! you’re welcome to them, because we’re not eating them…
really?? *salivating*