i just can’t get over the fact that both of my dental floss dispensers dispensed their last floss within two days of each other. i bought them months apart. this is not supposed to happen. i may have to go outside. then again, it’s got to be cooler out there than in here. oh, wait. i’m broke until pay-day. keep waiting, i’m broke after pay-day, too.
“gee, heather… whatever happened to that budget you rigged up?”
shuddup, i paid off my camera. that’s worth a little non-flossing starvation for a couple weeks, right?

5 Thoughts on “oral hygiene

  1. Maybe Don Norman should rewrite his Toilet Paper algorithms essay to include floss.
    Toilet Paper Essay
    In any case get the Oral-B Ultrafloss. That stuff rules.

  2. i’ll have to try that. i’m currently using oral b standard waxed, and it’s too slippery, i have to wrap it around my fingers 10 times to keep it from slipping.
    and don’t think of it as non-flossing starvation. a week from now when you floss again, you’ll have lots of food in your teeth to make up for any nutritional imbalance.
    ewwwwww gross! do what you must, but floss. just not too close to the monitor, nothing like google or cnn.com with a bit of green broccoli or apple between its teeth. you want to say something, but it’s awkward.

  3. i should really floss more.

  4. actually, i have no money for floss nor food. if i don’t eat, i won’t need to floss!

  5. i’m a sporadic flosser, at best. that being said, i’ve gotten much more “regular” about it in the last couple years than at any time previous. i’m still working on the daily flossing, though.

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