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i think you know you’re not gay when you’re only attracted to the most beautiful specimens of your gender, without exception.

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9 Thoughts on “random thought”

  1. shelagh on October 5, 2004 at 17:12 said:

    ah – but beauty is in the eye of the beholder. ;)

  2. heather on October 5, 2004 at 17:47 said:

    not for my example. =)

  3. fizzgig on October 5, 2004 at 23:34 said:

    still having vivid dreams about angelina jolie? thats perfectly natural. run with it ;)

  4. listless on October 6, 2004 at 06:53 said:

    But why cut yourself off from half the population?

  5. paige on October 6, 2004 at 19:55 said:

    What if you’re only attracted to the most beautiful of either sex? It must mean I’m a-sexual. And I think it’s not too far from the truth. *sigh*

  6. Chirstine on October 7, 2004 at 11:07 said:

    I can now put “not-gay” under sexual orientation. I’m so excited.

  7. Tanya on October 7, 2004 at 14:34 said:

    Yes, lusting after Angelina Jolie does not make you gay. It means you have a pulse.

  8. (you know, that) Heather on October 7, 2004 at 18:48 said:

    Damn, I don’t have a pulse it seems. *sigh* I hate when that happens.

  9. Karl on October 7, 2004 at 20:53 said:

    I’m quite afraid of Angelina Jolie. I’ve had nightmares about kissing her, and then those GIGANTIC LIPS swallow my whole head, and then she inhales once and I just go slurp, and down her throat. All that’s left of Karl is a ladylike burp and a slight jiggle of her bosom.
    Of course, for some people that’s probably a sexual fantasy.

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