my eyelashes are itchy. i wonder if that’s weird. maybe it’s a new disease. i’m probably going to die in my sleep tonight because i don’t watch the news and haven’t heard the warnings about the new highly virulent strand of something-or-other which is floating around the lower mainland, whose first and most recognizable symptom is itchy eyelashes.
or maybe i just need to get out of this building and go home.
i’d opt for the second reason.
Mmmmmkay.