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i had a good, lazy, food-filled turkey weekend. there was far too much laughing and food. we should have sent some of it to afghanistan for the starving, humourless children. my auntie came over and candled my ears which didn’t do a damn thing except disgust me with the amount of crap that came out of me (oh, look, it can be dangerous and could possibly be a total scam, let alone illegal in canada.).
i was all geared up to go to the london drugs in nanaimo-chuk and buy myself a new camera, but i left my trusty mastercard at home. i suppose that’s a sign. then again, i also got an email telling me how to get a free one (if i jump through fourteen hoops on the 31st day of february wearing duck feathers and chanting abba’s “fernando” backwards, in polish and be a resident of the usa, dammit). i wish the universe would make up its damn mind and stop sending me conflicting messages!
this week is looking to be killer busy and it is really starting to stress me out. i have so many fucking things to do and no time to do them because i’m completely overbooked. i wish i’d come home late sunday night so i could have had at least a little time to get things accomplished. i very nearly called in sick to work today just so i could start on them. my to-do list is frighteningly long. oy. i need a drink.
p.s. the photos this week (tues-fri) are clickable for larger versions.
Oh no! I had no idea it was a hoax. Damn! I hate being fooled.
I seem to remember hearing somewhere that ear wax is toxic, but for good reason. It’s to keep critters outta yer ears. Like if there were to be any bugs or whatever that got inside there while you slept. The wax kills them and keeps them from laying little tiny eggs inside your brain.
We’ve all heard about how many little tiny critters live in our sheets and pillow cases, right?
ohhhhh no! i’m slightly fevered today and my brain has now latched on to the idea that it should try singing fernando backwards. there will be no sleep tonight!