that’s basically the jist of my dream last night. i was with a bunch of other contestants trying to finish the obstacles set out for us. oprah winfrey was our host/leader. that was the creepiest part.
we’d get split up into teams: one fighting super-ants which would eat you alive if they caught you; another climbing red clay cliffs, the object being to dig yourself an escape route with a very soft silver spoon; and yet another getting the cushy assignment of figuring out why there was smoke an a spooky, abandoned machine shop (a generator overheated, but there was no threat of it spreading to anywhere else — but the movement of machinery in the sub-floor was freaking me out a little).
somehow i was involved in all three challenges. what’s fair about that?

3 Thoughts on “survivor meets boot camp meets oprah

  1. And this dream doesn’t, just perhaps, suggest you watch a little too much of that “reality” (*cough*) programming?? :p
    Gary and I were actually discussing this the other night – that we KNOW someone who watches all these shows we mock mightily when we see the ads. Made us feel a little bad.
    Just promise me you don’t watch chains of love. Please???

  2. Goddess on April 26, 2001 at 10:53 said:

    I love Oprah!!!

  3. heather on April 26, 2001 at 11:39 said:

    i watched the first chains of love, just because i have to try everything at least once.
    besides, i only watch reality tv because they don’t show pretender anymore. ;)

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