at various points in my life i have wanted to date:
 – a biker (i still haven’t ever been on a motorcycle)
 – a cop (handcuffs, duh)
 – a black man (there’s something sensual about darker skin)
 – someone who received an acadamy award (just to get mentioned in their speech)
 – a gourmet chef (who doesn’t want to have a man cook for them?)
 – a pilot (i love to fly)
 – a naval officer (i guess i have uniform issues)
 – a projectionist (free movies! sex in theatres!)
 – an author (you know his love letters would be creative)
speaking of which, do people even write love letters anymore?

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  1. i do. :) the only thing that sucks is having old love letters you received from ex-type people that lay around to sabotage you when you’re innocently cleaning out your bedroom.

  2. oh and i’ve dated three of the nine ;)

  3. i know one of them! ;)

  4. i’ve only dated 1 of the 9! he never let me play with his handcuffs, but i did get to sleep in his police academy shirt. :)
    and i haven’t received a love letter in years. it’s a lost art in my life, that’s for sure.
    oh, shit.. i just realized that i’ve dated a naval officer and a chef, too. guess that makes it 3. :)

  5. I write love letters, when I have someone to send them to. Maybe I should just start writing them and sending them to random strangers, addresses from the phone book, just to keep in practice.

  6. maybe you should look up “harrasment” while you’re at it… ;)

  7. Yeah, as if I’d put a return address on the envelopes. [looking up sc0tt’s address]

  8. I write myself love letters all the time. ;)

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