take off your pants and jacket

i think that is one of the smartest album titles i’ve heard in a long time. go blink, baby.
speaking of music, i watched the last half of the mtv movie awards last night. i couldn’t help but think that all awards shows should be so irreverent yet scripted. i want a pit of screaming fans and an presenter who pees his pants at the oscars. i want tom cruise to embarrass himself by saying “thank you” 53 times, but nothing else, at the golden globes. the best part of the show? the award, itself. i don’t want some stylized naked guy or artsy globe. gimme a bucket of golden popcorn, dammit! besides that, i liked that you could tell the people were having a good time. i like to see people having a good time.
so, yeah. in my completely ignorant opinion, henceforth all awards shows shall be styled after the mtv awards. it has been decreed. you may take your leave of me now.