the only way to go is up

– thinking is bad.
– i may not be able to wait until my birthday for my ibook.
– i love lilac season: i want to dive into a pile of lilacs.
– my personal hell would be to spend eternity writing profiles for online dating/social networking sites.
– let’s go to a movie.
– telling people how my heart has been hurting makes me feel uncomfortably vulnerable and weak.
– i’m drinking far too much coffee lately; but, i’m drinking far less vodka.
– mascara makes me feel 10x prettier than usual.
– i’m a dirty, rotten slacker.
– mayonnaise is the devil.