osculate (OS-kyuh-layt) verb tr.
1. To kiss.
2. Mathematics: (For a curve) to touch another curve in
such a way that they have same tangent and curvature
at the common point.
verb intr.
To touch or to bring together.
[From Latin osculatus, the past participle of osculari, from osculum (kiss; literally, little mouth), diminutive form of os (mouth).]
i want to osculate! now! someone osculate me!
2. Mathematics: (For a curve) to touch another curve in
such a way that they have same tangent and curvature
at the common point.
Ya know, that sounds rather kinky in and of itself. Wanna put your tangent and curvature at a common point with my tangent and curvature??
Math never seemed sexy to me before… Heather, you should have been my math teacher in HS. Then again, I would have gotten you fired. Or the subject of a Made for TV Movie of the Week. ;)
Oh, math is plenty sexy!
Baby, I love it when you cosine me! Hey, I can see your secant through your shorts. Oooh, rub my iambic pentameter…. oh, wait… wrong class.