who understands men?

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  1. The nice men are ugly.
  2. The handsome men are not nice.
  3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
  4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
  5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
  6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
  7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
  8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t think we are beautiful enough.
  9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
  10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and never make the first move.
  11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative
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12 Thoughts on “who understands men?”

  1. Edge on January 10, 2002 at 15:25 said:

    Hmmmm…. I’d like to think I’m number #10…
    ;-)

  2. Ryan on January 10, 2002 at 17:25 said:

    OMG…toooooo funny. I have tht #10 pinned for sure! hahaha.
    I think #10’s will be single forever. (at least it feels that way)

  3. Ryan on January 10, 2002 at 17:26 said:

    OMG…toooooo funny. I have tht #10 pinned for sure! hahaha.
    I think #10’s will be single forever. (at least it feels that way)

  4. Ryan on January 10, 2002 at 17:39 said:

    OMG…toooooo funny. I have tht #10 pinned for sure! hahaha.
    I think #10’s will be single forever. (at least it feels that way)

  5. Ryan on January 10, 2002 at 17:40 said:

    can you tell I was having problems????….lol

  6. heather on January 10, 2002 at 18:33 said:

    holy crap! you’re cut off. ;)

  7. Ryan on January 10, 2002 at 20:33 said:

    Freakin IE was actin all goofy on me…Back to Opera!

  8. heather on January 10, 2002 at 21:23 said:

    suuuure… blame it on the browser.

  9. Himself on January 11, 2002 at 07:06 said:

    I don’t know … I always responded well to #11 myself. :)

  10. redsugar on January 11, 2002 at 07:44 said:

    *whine* i’d like a chance to convince a #9, please.

  11. Jenny on January 11, 2002 at 12:08 said:

    This is so true! Please excuse me while I do something I seldom do and forward this to my friend. :)

  12. iain on January 11, 2002 at 18:33 said:

    i think it’s funny that so many single guys see themselves as basically good-looking, sweet, caring, etc, but think they can’t get a girlfriend because girls don’t appreciate their many qualities, or because they’re too shy, or whatever, while it seem like most single girls who can’t get guys take the opposite view. guys think it’s all the world’s fault, girls think it’s all their own flaws.
    and meanwhile there are all these single people in the world who don’t want to be single! how hard can it be to hook up? what’s wrong? :)
    i bet dating wasn’t this hard before we had opposable thumbs…

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