too cute to live

i’m killing time while i do laundry. boredom brings out the meme-fiend in me.
You have just won one million dollars:
1. Who do you call first? mom!
2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself? it’s a toss-up. do i buy the digital slr camera so i can take pictures of the experience or just go ahead and buy that sexy mazda protege3 sport? i’ll flip a coin.
3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else? i’d buy mom a condo.
4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom? mom, dad, meghan, heather, jeremy (although, the latter three will probably get spoiled with stuff, rather than just cash), spca, disease charities (ms, diabetes, cancer).
5. Do you invest any? If so, how? half of it goes into investments to provide a lifetime income. that way i won’t ever have to work again if i don’t want to. i won’t be living high on the hog, but i won’t have housing/debt expenses, either.

this one i stole from my favourite jodi in the whole wide world.
1. Your name spelled backwards. nagol nonnahs rehtaeh
2. Where were your parents born? mom: saskatchewan, dad: ontario
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? mozilla 1.6
4. What’s your favorite restaurant? the keg.
5. Last time you swam in a pool? um. probably highschool, but i can’t honestly remember.
6. Have you ever been in a school play? twice. once in kindergarten (playing a cat in some hallowe’en-ish play), once in tenth grade (playing the fat crazy girl in david & lisa).
7. How many kids do you want? none.
8. Type of music you dislike most? anything the annoying neighbour upstairs is playing while i’m trying to sleep/watch tv/do homework.
9. Are you registered to vote? probably.
10. Do you have cable? yup.
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? no, but i did ride on a mini-dirt bike. i managed to flip it and fall off in 3.2 seconds.
12. Ever prank call anybody? yup
13. Ever get a parking ticket? nope
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? absolutely.
15. Furthest place you ever traveled. which is further: hawaii or tennessee?
16. Do you have a garden? no, but i have two violets which won’t die.
17. What’s your favorite comic strip? rose is rose
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? yup. and i still get choked up every time i sing along to it.
19. Bath or Shower, morning or night? shower, but only because i don’t have a bathtub. mornings.
20. Best movie you’ve seen in the past month? the photographer
21. Favorite pizza topping? pineapple
22. Chips or popcorn? chips
23. What color lipstick do you usually wear? chapstick, but if i do wear lipstick it’s usually in a neutral/purple shade. i think i look stupid in pinks.
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? i didn’t inhale.
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? uh, no.
26. Orange Juice or apple? oj, baby..
27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine? out to dinner? my dad and uncle cliff for dad’s birthday. we went to kelsey’s.
28. Favorite type chocolate bar? coffee crisp.
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? the last provincial election. two years ago, i think.
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? sometime last summer.
31. Have you ever won a trophy? does a plaque count?
32. Are you a good cook? yup.
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? yup.
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? yup. susan powter is hard to resist.
35. Sprite or 7-up? sprite, if i can’t have diet pepsi.
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? yup. i still have it, too.
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? um, probably the muscle relaxants i had when i fell down and hurt my back two years ago.
38. Ever throw up in public? just once..
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? millionaire.
40. Do you believe in love at first sight? absolutely.
41. Ever call a 1-900 number? i don’t recall.
42. Can ex’s be friends? sometimes, but not often.
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? my mom.
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? yup.
45. What message is on your answering machine? i don’t remember, but whatever it is, its due for a change.
46. What’s your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character? mr. robinson!
47. What was the name of your first pet? cuffy
48. What is in your purse? digital camera, uncharged cell phone, wallet, sucrets, my sexxy fountain pen, purple pen, mechanical pencil, two kleenex, five q-tips, half a roll of rolaids, three pieces of extra gum, one hair elastic, six assorted hair clips, two rolls of mint lip balm
49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime? uh, *blush*
50. What is one thing you are grateful for today? my friends.