You scored as Pisces. You get along best with the sign of Pisces.

Although Pisceans can be very withdrawn, or hard to understand, they are extremely conscious individuals, and are very deep as well. Pisceans often have a very dry sense of humor. They are very mature (after all, they are the ‘ELDERS of the Zodiac’), and are freakishly good at percieving the world around them, practically to the point of being ‘psychic.’ Few can understand the depths of these people, but the few who can remain close friends with Pisceans for a long time.

What sign of the Zodiac are you meant for?
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[merci jen]

and i’m sullying it with some crappy (yet freakishly accurate) personality test:
20 Questions to a Better Personality
Wackiness: 48/100
Rationality: 44/100
Constructiveness: 60/100
Leadership: 0/100
You are a SECF–Sober Emotional Constructive Follower. This makes you a Hippie.
You are passionate about your causes and steadfast in your commitments. Once you’ve made up your mind, no one can convince you otherwise. Your politics are left-leaning, and your lifestyle choices decidedly temperate and chaste.
You do tremendous work when focused, but usually you operate somewhat distracted. You blow hot and cold, and while you normally endeavor on the side of goodness and truth, you have a massive mean streak which is not to be taken lightly. You don’t get mad, you get even.
Please don’t get even with this web site.

because it’s my website and i can post this kind of crap if i want to:
JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional, tempermental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
[found at joelle’s]

20 questions to a better personality. this is perfectly accurate. try it.
You are an SEDF–Sober Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you an evil genius. You are extremely focused and difficult to distract from your tasks. With luck, you have learned to channel your energies into improving your intellect, rather than destroying the weak and unsuspecting.
Your friends may find you remote and a hard nut to crack. Few of your peers know you very well–even those you have known a long time–because you have expert control of the face you put forth to the world. You prefer to observe, calculate, discern and decide. Your decisions are final, and your desire to be right is impenetrable.
You are not to be messed with. You may explode.
[thanks sue!]

because i’m sleepy and can’t think of anything to say, i stole this from peechie.
A – Age: 31 (for four more days).
B – Band listening to right now: none, i’m at work. but i’m in a paul simon phase of late
C – Career future: retire early.

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something new, the friday feast:
Appetizer: What kind of car do you drive? If you could make an even trade for any other car, what would you want to drive?
i drive a 1992 competition blue geo metro hatchback. to trade, it would be a toss up between a volkswagen golf and a mazda protege5, but i’d probably take the mazda.
Soup: Take your phone number and add each number together separately (example: 8+6+7+5+3+0+9=38) – what’s the total?
home: 39. work: 21. cell: 32.
Salad: When were you last outside, and what were you doing?
walking from my car into work.
Main Course: What is your favorite restaurant, and what do you usually order there?
the cactus club! i love the zone salad and szechwan green beans. yummy.
Dessert: Name 3 things in which you occasionally indulge.
popcorn, erotic fiction, chick flicks.

LOOK OUT!

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heather is a radioactive squirrel!!

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from go-quiz.com

[thanks to senor mikey]
p.s. why the fuck can’t these places make their quiz code xhtml compliant? i fucking hate it when they don’t use/use the wrong quotes! grr.

taken from the mighty force which is mikey (only i know how to count):

answer the following questions in the comments:
1. who are you?
2. have we ever met?
3. give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
4. describe me in one word.
5. what reminds you of me?
6. if you could give me anything, what would it be?
7. ever wanted to tell me something but couldn’t?
8. are you going to put this on your weblog and see what I say about you?
9. what do you love like a fat kid loves cake?
10. what makes you come back here?

when you don’t have anything else to say, a fill in the blank meme is really handy. thank you, frm!
FIRSTS
First job: babysitter extraordinaire
First self purchased CD: shooting rubberbands at the stars by edie brickell and the new bohemians
First piercing/tattoo: my ears, but they got infected. i waited four years to have them redone.
First enemy: probably my mom. i was six and i didn’t understand why we were moving out of our house and why my daddy wasn’t coming with us and i was very, very, very angry.
LASTS
Last big car ride: seattle, 2001
Last kiss: sometime last summer.
Last library book checked out: the photographer’s handbook (i still owe late fees on it. oops.)
Last movie seen: super size me
Last beverage drank: earl grey tea
Last food consumed: vanilla fat-free yogurt with kashi go lean crunch and all bran
Last phone call: cibc offering to transfer the american express account i closed last week
Last CD played: play by great big sea
Last annoyance: back pain
Last pop drank: diet a&w root beer
Last ice cream eaten: skinny cow ice cream sandwich a couple weeks ago
Last shirt worn: um, the grey t-shirt i’m wearing now
I….
I AM: experiencing back pain
I HAVE: to make phone calls tonight
I WISH: my back wasn’t sore
I HEAR: nattering co-workers and the VERY LOUD air ducts rattling
I SEARCH: for a sense of peace with myself
I REGRET: pretty much everything
I LOVE: my friends
I ALWAYS: want to sleep in
FAVORITES
Number: 3
Colour: bloo
Day: saturday
Month: april
Song(s): lately, anything by dido
Season: fall
Drink: diet pepsi

i’m killing time while i do laundry. boredom brings out the meme-fiend in me.
You have just won one million dollars:
1. Who do you call first? mom!
2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself? it’s a toss-up. do i buy the digital slr camera so i can take pictures of the experience or just go ahead and buy that sexy mazda protege3 sport? i’ll flip a coin.
3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else? i’d buy mom a condo.
4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom? mom, dad, meghan, heather, jeremy (although, the latter three will probably get spoiled with stuff, rather than just cash), spca, disease charities (ms, diabetes, cancer).
5. Do you invest any? If so, how? half of it goes into investments to provide a lifetime income. that way i won’t ever have to work again if i don’t want to. i won’t be living high on the hog, but i won’t have housing/debt expenses, either.

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According to today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, and the early 70’s probably shouldn’t have survived.
– Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint.
– There was nothing to stop us from sticking a fork in an electrical outlet.
– We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets (not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking).
– As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.
– Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat.
– We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!
– We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing.
– We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this.
– We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
– We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on.
– No one was able to reach us all day. No cell phones. Unthinkable!
– We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms.
– We had friends! We went outside and found them.
– We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt.
– We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents.They were accidents. No one was to blame but us. Remember accidents?
– We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it.
– We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms and mud pies, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.
– We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them.
– Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment.
– Some students weren’t as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade. Again, horrors!
– Tests were not adjusted for any reason.
– Our actions were our own. Consequences were expected.
– The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law. Imagine that!
The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you’re one of them! Congratulations. Please pass this on to others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before lawyers and government regulated our lives, for our own good.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn’t it

1. List five things you’d like to accomplish by the end of the year.
– see yesterday’s lists.
2. List five people you’ve lost contact with that you’d like to hear from again.
– christopher
– rick
– joe
– michelle
– stephanie
3. List five things you’d like to learn how to do.
– fly
– scuba dive
– use a knife like a real chef
– speak japanese
– play piano
4. List five things you’d do if you won the lottery (no limit).
– buy a castle in scotland and open a pub in it
– go to patagonia and commune with the penguins
– make all my parents’ dreams come true
– get a degree, or fourteen
– play with the tigers in tiger island.
5. List five things (you do) that help you relax.
– sleep
– chocolate
– tyler’s voice
– neck rubs
– being spooned

uni
You are Form 3, Unicorn: The Innocent.

“And The Unicorn knew she wasn’t meant to go into the Dark Wood. Disregarding the advice given to her by the spirits, Unicorn went inside and bled silver blood. For her misdeed, the world knew evil.”
Some examples of the Unicorn Form are Eve (Christian) and Pandora (Greek).
The Unicorn is associated with the concept of innocence, the number 3, and the element of water.
Her sign is the twilight sun.
As a member of Form 3, you are a curious individual. You are drawn to new things and become fascinated with ideas you’ve never come in contact with before. Some people may say you are too nosey, but it’s only because you like getting to the bottom of things and solving them. Unicorns are the best friends to have because they are inquisitive.
Which Mythological Form Are You?

the oracle of starbucks told me (somewhat accurately, even):
Personality type: Clueless
You don’t go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don’t know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink vente mocha are strippers.
Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

[thanks julie]

1. What vehicle do you drive?
a 1992 geo metro hatchback in competition blue.
2. How long have you had it?
eleven and a half years on october 30th.
3. What is the coolest feature on your vehicle?
it’s little and i can park it anywhere and it got me across the rockies three times.
4. What is the most annoying thing about your vehicle?
it’s eleven and a half years old.
5. If money were no object, what vehicle would you be driving right now?
if debt were no object, i’d be driving a mazda protege5. if money were no object, i’d be driving an audi tt.