DO YOU SNORE? yes.
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? pouter.
WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR? i don’t know if i’ve ever quantified that.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC? i had tinker toys, not lego. *sob*
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY” TV? i’m an addict: survivor, the amazing race, america’s next top model, project runway.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS? i used to, pens too, but not anymore.
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY? yup. i wonder what happened.
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU? uh… no. not being single is much better, even though it means there’s less time for chores and general slothfulness.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD? beige-grey
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? maybe twice ever.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED? negative.
ANY SECRET TALENTS? i’m not so sure i have any non-secret talents.
WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT? depends on the kind of vacation we’re talking about. i do heart disneyland, but i’m also fond of worcester, mass. for obvious reasons.
CAN YOU SWIM? i used to. i’m not sure if that’s a skill which can atrophy.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE DONNIE DARKO? yup. it wasn’t quite what i thought it would be. i’ll watch it again without the peanut gallery next time.
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE? yes, but i don’t do enough to protect it. i like modern conveniences too much.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? don’t know… i always crunch them.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS? probably, but don’t ask me to try.
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER? electric. it’s fun!
WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? if you have to kill it for survival, okay. otherwise, no.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE? highly unlikely.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sometimes, when i’m not rushing. oddly, my writing always sucks when standing.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO? nothing that i know of.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU” ? last week?
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS? i have, but i don’t go to many of them to test recurrance.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? egg whites only, fried. with ketchup.
ARE BLONDES DUMB? uh…
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP? usually left in the dryer.
WHAT TIME IS IT? 2:45pm
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? hess, hessie, hessibell. historically: hessemond, peachy, clovis, brihanne, toots.
IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING? yeah, but my annual chocolate milkshake is worth the trip.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? 7:25am
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS? showers, but i like to have a good soak at least weekly. it’s better for exfoliating, etc.
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL? probably not, but i reserve the right to be incorrect.
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED? it’s the second-fastest means to getting my underwear off.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? no.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO? the internet, probably.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER? smooth. oddly, i accidentally bought crunchy last week. it doesn’t suck, but i wouldn’t buy it on purpose.
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK? yes, and my spine, my knees, my knuckles, my wrists, my ankles, my toes…
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE? nope. well, if i have, i don’t remember it.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE? uh…
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? i used to be, but not so much anymore, dammit.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? blue-greenish-something. oh, and the right one is half brown.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE? i suppose so, but it could always use some improvement.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC? i have psychic moments, but it’s nothing i can control.
HAVE YOU READ CATCHER IN THE RYE? no, but i keep meaning to.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS? i used to play clarinet & piano. i took guitar lessons for a while, but sucked.
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY? ah… my misspent youth.
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD? i’ve never tried. i used to ski, though.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? i like camping once i’m out there. i don’t think i’d like all the put-up and take-down, though.
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH? once in a while.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? yeah, kind of.
ARE DOGS A MAN’S BEST FRIEND? dogs aren’t people. only people can be your friends.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE? sometimes a marriage has to end. i think a lot of them wouldn’t have to if people weren’t so rash or ill-intentioned when they got married, though.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK? hell yes! want to see?
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES? duh.
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY? it’s starting to feel like fall. i may need to wear my scarf.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? three oatmeal chocolate chip cookies & a banana.
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? occasionally.
HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU LIKE RIGHT NOW? yeah… like i’m going to give you a number.
WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL? 80% of them.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE? never.
FAVORITE SONG AT THE MOMENT? anything by jack johnson.
Yes. I need to see you moonwalk the next time I see you. =)
Hey, yay, Worcester! I should have read the “more” sooner.