ode to my fat jeans

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ode to my fat pants
the fabric, it is plentiful.
the seat, my ass does not fill full.
the cuffs, they drag.
and they should be a rag.
but, i love these fat pants of mine.
when i wear them i feel thin,
especially when i suck it all in.
the people at work see the gape,
and ask “hey, have you lost weight?”
i do so love these fat pants of mine.
i can move here and there,
and not gasp for more air.
marked with an “F” on the tag
so i know which pants sag.
yes, yes! i love these fat pants of mine!

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4 Thoughts on “ode to my fat jeans”

  1. paige on February 8, 2001 at 10:43 said:

    I love it.

  2. Goddess on February 8, 2001 at 11:55 said:

    I’m wearing mine today!!!

  3. heather on February 8, 2001 at 12:10 said:

    me too!

  4. (the shorter) Heather on February 8, 2001 at 13:03 said:

    Wow… you mean, people own NON-fat-pants??

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