things i will miss about my old apartment:
– the view
– the huge windows
– the honeycomb tile on the kitchen counters
– the most excellent plumbing
– the balcony
– the 12 foot ceilings
– the inexpensive rent
– the quiet neighbourhood
– the character building
– the never-ending hot water
– the sexxy new fridge
things i will not miss about my old apartment:
– the creaky floors
– the carpeted kitchen and bathroom
– the shower stall
– the expensive heating bills
– walking through spider webs on way to my car
– the nosy, chicken-burning neighbour
– three-hundred square feet
– the lack of a bedroom
– the bugs
– 32 fucking degrees INSIDE in summer
– frost on the INSIDE of the windows in winter

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