i’m kind of turning into Mr. Rogers here at work.
i come in. i take off my jacket and shoes. i put on a sweater and a different pair of shoes. i teach children how to handle dangerous chemicals. i play with puppets.* i take off my sweater and shoes . i put on my jacket and a different pair of shoes. i go home.
in other news, you really want to be my neighbour these days. we got new double-pane windows installed in our building last week. the only unfortunate part of the whole thing is the privacy film i had on the dining room windows didn’t fit the new ones, so until i replace it, my neighbours have a glorious view of me in all my pantsless tv watching in the evening.
i’m totally their equivalent to the Friends’ ugly naked guy.
* i wish i got to play with puppets.