50 things nobody ever asks

1. What color is your toothbrush?
white and… pink? it’ll be different tomorrow. the hygienist will give me a new one when i see her this afternoon.
2. Name one person who made you smile today.
i don’t think anyone made me smile. i probably smiled just because.
3. What were you doing at 8:00am today?
working. well, at work.
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
eating lunch & reading a book.
5. What is your favorite candy bar?
kit kat.
6. Have you ever been to a strip club?
nay, but i keep trying to get people to go with me.
7. What is the last thing you said aloud?
“I’m leaving early.”
8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
i like ice cream with stuff in it: mint chip, rocky road, heavenly hash, etc. as long as there’s no peanut butter, any ice cream is good.
9. What was the last thing you had to drink?
water from my sheep bottle.
10. Do you like your wallet?
i love my wallet. it’s purty.
11. What was the last thing you ate?
a not-quite-ripe royal gala apple. it’s making my tummy feel weird.
12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
no, but i did this month, which is pretty momentous for me.
13. The last sporting event you watched?
a bit of the hockey game on the weekend. on tv, not in person.
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
popcorn with butter and salt. anything else on popcorn is blasphemy.
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
twitter, but it ate it.
16. Ever go camping?
uh, no.
17. Do you take vitamins daily?
i only ever remember when i’m at work, so 5 out of 7 days.
18. Do you go to church every Sunday?
no.
19. Do you have a tan?
by the end of september i usually have a fairly respectable trucker tan — that’s the top of my left forearm and the left side of my face.
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
that’s tough. they’re both infinitely variable and delectible, but i think i crave pizza more than chinese food.
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?
only if a restaurant puts a straw in it.
22. What did your last text message say?
i don’t remember and i’m too lazy to get up and check my phone. sorry.
23. What are you doing tomorrow?
going to work FOR THE LAST DAY BEFORE MY VACATION!!!
24. What sounds are you listening to now?
my boss talking on the phone, someone walking down the hall upstairs and the whirr of the HVAC system.
25. Look to your left, what do you see?
my bulletin board, some miscellaneous filing and my sheep bottle.
26. What color is your watch?
i don’t wear a watch.
27. What do you think of when you hear Australia?
Adrian.
28. What is your birthstone?
Ruby.
29 Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
drive through.
31. Who’s the last person you talked to on the phone?
a co-worker.
32. Any plans today?
work for another hour or so then go to get my teeth cleaned, maybe go to the clinic and then, hopefully, finally do the dishes before i land on the couch watching tv and trying, again, to knit something.
33. How many states have you lived in?
none; but, i’ve lived in one province.
34. Biggest annoyance right now?
being cash poor right before vacation.
35. Last song listened to?
oh god… no idea. whatever is on the cd which is in the car stereo right now.
36. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
yes, but you can’t make me.
37. Do you have a maid service clean your house?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you’re funny.
38. Favorite pair of shoes you like to wear all the time?
Nike Air Zoom Vomero+ 3. they’re like walking on little trampolines. i wish i could wear cuter shoes, but every time i try, i suffer for a week with foot pain.
39. Are you jealous of anyone?
no one specific, but in general i’m somewhat jealous of people who have less debt and more income than i do just because of the freedom they have which i don’t. yet.
40. Is anyone jealous of you?
i seriously doubt it.
41. Do you love anyone?
yes.
42. Do any of your friends have children?
not many of them. i seem to know a lot of DINKs. =)
43. What do you usually do during the day?
go to work. wtf kind of question is that?
44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
hate? no. i’m usually unimpressed with a few at any given time.
45. Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily?
hello!
46. What color is your car?
white.
47. Do you like cats?
PURR!
48. Are you thinking about someone right now?
i’m thinking of Heather because she’s the reason i’m answering this thing.
49. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
nope. i think i had the chance in Chicago, but i ate deep dish pizza instead.
50. How did you get your worst scar?
hm. i don’t think any of my scars could be considered “worst”. i expect the upcoming surgery scars will win that honour.