vending machines should sell carrots.

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i’m trying to make a concerted effort to eat better lately. i’m even considering dropping coffee again. i’ve done it before, i can do it again. i think. *twitch*
anyway, my problem today is i forgot my daily baggie of baby carrots which have become my traditional afternoon nibble. without them, by the time it’s three o’clock i’m fucking ravenous and i’ll eat anything that crosses my path, which usually means scrounging together a dollar in coins to get cheezies or corn chips from the vending machine. these are the times i’d kill for a proper cafeteria here.
i have gum and another litre-and-a-half of water, but after that… i may start gnawing on my wrist rest.

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14 Thoughts on “vending machines should sell carrots.”

  1. scott on March 6, 2001 at 14:07 said:

    cheetoes rule!

  2. heather on March 6, 2001 at 14:26 said:

    cheezies rule. cheetos are wannabe cheezies.

  3. paige on March 6, 2001 at 16:33 said:

    i’ve never heard of cheezies. ew. i’d say that your wrist wrest sounds more appetizing.

  4. dan on March 7, 2001 at 06:51 said:

    SlimJims! Eat ME! I love that commercial.

  5. scott on March 7, 2001 at 06:59 said:

    what? that’s ridiculous! cheezies are imitation cheetoes!
    you damn canadians!

  6. heather on March 7, 2001 at 07:35 said:

    this is me ignoring scott.
    and what the hell are slimjims?

  7. paige on March 7, 2001 at 08:26 said:

    Need a little excitement!?!?! Snap into a SLIMJIM!!!

  8. heather on March 7, 2001 at 08:36 said:

    that still doesn’t tell me what they are, dammit!

  9. paige on March 7, 2001 at 10:15 said:

    oh, sorry. beef jerky type things. does that help?

  10. scott on March 7, 2001 at 10:48 said:

    this is me ignoring heather.
    *SLAP*
    wasn’t me. i’m ignoring you.

  11. heather on March 7, 2001 at 11:37 said:

    hrm. i heard the sound of something fast missing my face. didn’t feel a thing, though.

  12. scott on March 7, 2001 at 12:24 said:

    oh shit.. sorry dan. i was aiming for heather…

  13. dan on March 7, 2001 at 12:29 said:

    *unconscious*

  14. Goddess on March 7, 2001 at 12:49 said:

    Slim Jims are naaaaasty!! You’re not missing a thing.

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